funny slogans for t shirts
For My King
by Matli_Unicorn
What would you do if you met a mysterious charming stranger, but could never fully see his face?That was the very predicament Cloud Belmont found himself in. It was unusual to find the spark one had been searching for, for so many years on Palace Grounds, but somehow they had found each other. Although this mysterious man knows everything about Cloud. Cloud has not even seen the face of the person he spends endless amounts of hours with. Follow Cloud’s journey on finding out who the man is and h…
ENVOÛTÉ
by KazzenlX
[ATTENTION : CONTENU MATURE]"Et s'il était un rêve éveillé déguisé en cauchemar ?"___Saison 1 – TERMINÉEDans ses rêveries, le jour de son mariage se déroulait toujours par une belle journée ensoleillée. Qui aurait cru qu'elle allait se marier en plein milieu de la nuit et avec une créature de la nuit ?
Fighting For Eternity
by Sabin_Subedi_Fei
Check out: Crazy Monk Also Dual Cultivates?Check out: Sword Devil Also Dual Cultivates?Life is full of dangers in this world, only the strong have the right to raise their voice. A world filled with countless creatures, fighting for a single thing. How can a boy who walked out of the lowest region fight in such a hegemon with a sealed dantian? He who vows to kill the heavens learns about his true enemy, prepares the strongest War legion, and conquers the Universe. He holds the system, condenses …
Sweet For You, Ruthless For Others
by I_Nana_Firdausi
Warning! Mature ContentHernia is his to care for and he doesn’t care what the world thinks of that.>>>>>>>“We could date instead,” Hermia suggested, her voice laced with uncertainty.“I don’t date,” Niklaus replied coldly, his piercing gaze unwavering.Hermia blinked, caught off guard. “So it has to be marriage?” she asked, her tone laced with disbelief.“Yes,” he deadpanned, not a hint of hesitation in his voice.Her frustration bubbled over. “But we don’t even know each other!” she whined, throwin…
Anything For You
by Phoenix
Emerald Azure, an aloof werewolf, Alpha of CRESCENT MOON pack who is not blessed with a Destined Mate by Moon Goddess happens to cross his ways with Scarlet Lozenge, a normal human girl only to get surprised learning her true identity and falling for her deeply, even after cutting the knots of deadly Blood pact and enjoys his love life after centuries, but things take a different turn with the entry of Dankein Cosh, king of Dream-Catchers who happens to be entangled with both Scarlet and Emerald…
Bound For Love
by Desiree Holt
Author:USA Today best-selling and award-winning author Desiree Holt writes everything from romantic suspense and paranormal to erotic. and has been referred to by USA Today as the Nora Roberts of erotic romance, and is a winner of the EPIC E-Book Award, the Holt Medallion and a Romantic Times Reviewers Choice nominee. She has been featured on CBS Sunday Morning and in The Village Voice, The Daily Beast, USA Today, The (London) Daily Mail, The New Delhi Times and numerous other national and inter…
Hot for Teacher
by Paris Dixon
When the invitation arrives, successful erotica romance author Paige Gillette has mixed emotions about attending her ten year high school reunion. Until she views the guest list, that is, and discovers that Vincent Martinelli, the man voted "Most Popular Teacher" by the class, will also be in attendance.<br><br>Just recollections of the sinfully handsome "Italian Stallion" -- as the girls loved to whisper behind his back when they weren't too busy fainting -- sends adrenalin rushing through Paig…
FUNNY STORIES
by GCComFounder99
This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned!Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!
Craving For You.
by Scarlett
We Tend to realize the value of a thing after losing it. This was exactly the case with Louis Anderson whose hatred for women was bigger than the ocean. He Married Skylar White, a young twenty years old girl whose family needed help to revive their dying company. He tortured Skylar and made her life worse than hell. But Unbeknownst to him, there was only a thin line between love and hate.He fell in love with Sky, but before he could tell her how he felt, she disappeared completely. "Will Louis e…
Back for Her
by Ariesstarzwriter
Everyone knew that Damon and Sky were best friends.But to Damon, she was his Baby girl. Always would be.Skylar's heart broke when Damon left for the army for 5 long years. But now he is back and he is Back for her. Sneak Peek" He was my first kiss, Damon, I can do whatever the hell I want"I shout angrily at him. My back was suddenly pinned to the wall, his fingers against the base of my throat." you and I both know that I was your first kiss baby girl, don't you ever forget that" he snarled angr…
This Grocery Store Prank Isn't Funny
by LadyAlex
Lily woke up from a horrible dream warning her that all of her exes would be at the store when she goes shopping today, but when she actually gets to the store with her friend she finds her dream starts coming true. Meeting all of the men from her past leads her to reflect on their role in her past, as well navigate the awkwardness in real life. Seriously, this MUST have been a prank right? (It's not)
Funny Chats
by dtjiappdev1999
This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.
For Rent or For Real
by Terry O'Reilly
College student Ted Davis is desperate for money. Without a source of income he’ll be forced to quit school and return home to his homophobic stepfather who cut him off when he was caught fooling around with his best friend.<br><br>While working as a waiter, Ted meets suave, handsome Trace Morrison, who offers Ted a job as an escort. Ted is reluctant at first, as he doesn’t believe himself to be gay. However, when Trace seduces him, Ted realizes his stepfather’s assessment of him was correct.<br…
Don't Touch
by Birdie
Don't Touch: Book 1Michael spent five years dealing with his disorder: haphephobia. Afraid to be touch. Afraid of stepping out of his home to enjoy a normal life. After moving to a new school, Michael has to challenge himself again from the beginning, but now with help from his new friend Elliot.
Waiting for Mark
by A.C. Katt
For more than a year, Reggie Mitchell has been sitting at the end of the bar in the Sunset Club waiting for Mark Randall to see him as something other than a customer. He's been in love with Mark for close to two years, but Mark only sees him as a rich college kid trying to go slumming with a bartender. Then Mark gets in trouble helping Reggie's friend Bobby.<br><br>Now a violent ex-lover is threatening Mark. Reggie offers Mark the safe haven of his basement apartment. Can Reggie convince Mark t…
Funny Ghost
by Sisca_sisi
Mengisahkan tentang seorang pelajar SMA yang indigo bernama Gery, berawal ketika Gery dan teman - teman sekolahnya pergi study tour ke sebuah bangunan bekas keraton pada abad ke 17. Disana Gery bertemu dengan arwah Tjokro Adi Kusumo, seorang mahapati kerajaan yang tewas terbunuh saat perang melawan penjajah dari negri Belanda. Dengan dendam yang begitu besar, Mahapati Tjokro Adi Kusumo meminta bantuan Gery untuk hidup kembali demi membalaskan dendamnya pada keturunan Jendral Stephen Van De Rulls…
FUNNY CONVERSATIONS
by ccappdev2020
This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.
Recipe for Romance
by J.M. Snyder
Preston Pruitt put aside his dreams of becoming a gourmet chef at a high-end restaurant to raise his daughter while her mother was on active duty in Afghanistan. Now Abby is a precocious eight-year-old in love with fairies and princesses, and Preston works at an unimaginative and monotonous job as a short order cook.<br><br>Abby has her quirks, and when she tries to wear a pair of costume wings for her school pictures, her father is called to help talk her out of them. That's when Preston meets …